i got a better one. Mike Myers is driving in his new Mercedes Benz. He stops car and decides to walk. he sees Jason in a corner jacking off with his machette in his hand. Jason cuts off that small thing down his pants. Starts going crazy and Myers just kills him with a small butcher knife. Then Pinhead comes and starts laughing at Jason. Then hannibal Lecter comes and start laughing at eveyrone...this cycle of laughter can go on for generations.