Freddy Vs. Jason 2 News

Started by Michael Myers 14 pages

freddy has killed some adults

unless he is scared of them too

yes, true, but only adults who have stood in his way, but thorugh-out the NOES movies he seems to move on to teens rather then little kids

he rapes them too i think

correction: MOLESTERS them, but only when he was alive, thats why the parents killed him

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

sick but true, then he killed them so they wouldnt tell

i wanna be just like freddy!

well then practice and then when the parents of the kids come and kill u maybe u can come back and kill them in thier dreams!! and then ill get a machete and a hockey mask and start kill ppl for no reason!! oh yay!! this will be fun! then one day we'll meet up and fight to the death!! whipee!! horray!!

but i dont want to be a pussy then id rather be mike then fred

fine then, i could beat mike easier then i could beat freddy.....

nope jason doesnt have the brainpower

see, let me explain some things to you two. First of all, to beat freddy, all you need is the little girl/boy thing from cabin fever, and s/he will be all over freddys pancakes in a heart beat. Second of all, Ash does stand a chance because of, as Evil Dead has pointed out, the necronomicon, which can be used to banish evil spirits like freddy and jason. and t oclear up your guys' argument, if michael did fight jason, jason wouldnt care about strategies and thinking, he'd just slash the heck out of him. I mean come on, if there was a party with all the movie monsters, michael would be the loser sitting in the corner with a party hat on, while everybody else is getting drunk. He'd be the loser while, everybody else is playing poker, he'd wanna play house...and be the gay ugly stepchild that gets killed by jason...cause thats what would happen.

i actually disagree... mike would be the guy that set up the party....jason the muscle retardman...pinhead the one everyone fears...Lecter the smartass...Leprechaun the dumbass with incredible powers but he cant use them cuz he's slow mentally and physically, chucky would be the guy that brought all the hookers to the party...Ash would be the secret fbi agent that is trying to bust everyone...Creepers would be the new school faggot that everyone laughed at...Leatherface would be the freak but was cool with everyone...the list goes on

tall man would be the old guy upstairs havin a fit cuase he cant her jepordy!

btw: phantasm! if you didnt know shame

^^ lol and i think jason might be having sex with chucky in the basement too

Originally posted by Michael Myers 1
yes im not trying to be racist but blacks and horror movies dont mix ❌

u r being racist thats just like saying white people and comedies don't mix

lol they do dont make my list go on and on

gone off topic, closing.