It's the WORST when...

ewww poopy butt!!!

and for homeboy with the dry hump jean rawness....life lesson learned bud. I think most guys with girlfriends have learned that....and now you have too. Never let psuedo hanky panky replace the satisfaction of the real thing...

its the worse when your paintball when you get shot in the dick head. And of course the paintball doesn't break which means less give so it hurts more. To top it off, the next day the same friend hits me in the balls with a racquetball. Painful weekend.

the most embarrisung things that have happened to me:
i was riding a horse when i fell of the horse and my mother caught it on camera 😒

another time my friends picked me up and threw me into a wheelie bin and threwe me down a hill then i hit the a ballard and went flying i could have climbed out but the t!ts started spinning and then i got scared and couldnt move.

another time i gut stuck in the turnsyles taht you get when go to get the train or metro. i was stuck inside for about an hour where the polices had to pull me out. you would never guess what they said when i was stuck they said that they would gis a fine cause i was on the wrong side of the barrier 😠 😮 😮 😮

thats whats happened to me.

It sucks when you have a new girlfriend and wait all day to kiss her. Finally, at the end of the day you decide to kiss her innocently on the cheek (in a crowded area). When you go to kiss her, she notices and turns her head so you kiss her on the lips instead. Of course, your new girlfiend is short than you so your first kiss with her is on the nose infront of everybody. To top it off, the fat jolly kid behind you yells, "EEEWWWW!!! ARE YOU TRYING TO EAT HER BOOGERS OR SOMETHING!?!?!"

lol im srry but i just gotta laugh

now myth's got the spirit of this thread!

*shakes fist in air cursing at whoever created raquetball*