Pippin:Yeah Frodo,I bet you I can eat more than you...
Frodo:Wanna bet?
Pippin:Yeah,I'll bet you some uhhhh.....
Frodo:What's the matter,you scared?
Pippin:What's that supposed to mean?!
Frodo:What do you think,fool!What are you gonna do about it?
Pippin:That's it!
Frodo:Bring it...
Sam:Woah,stop it you two!
Merry😖hutup Sam!You just want him to stop because you don't want to see your precious mastre get beat up!
Sam:What are you trying to say?
Merry repeats the phrase slower making a retarded hand signal:UUUUrrrr Maaaasssster is gooooing tooooo loooosssseee!
Sam:Why I otta....
Merry:Whatcha gonna do about it halfling?!
Sam:ummm......YO MAMA!
They all pause and Merry starts to cry.
Pippin and Frodo:WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Pippin:That was low....
Frodo:*glares at Sam*
(Oh dang I went into a story there.....)
(Ok yeah,that kind of stunk...I am tired...I was up until 2:00 am last night...Sorry for the lame caption)
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Frodo: Frodo: should i do this? or should i not? hmmm zah kay nay times....if i destroy it...ill get sams attention...if i dont...he will forever hate me...ah decisions decisions.....
Frodo: DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Frodo: ahh i am officially stuck to your head by that hobbit glue, and im forced to see that nasty gash on your head
Sam: Oh shut up frodo, just dont have any pressure gas and it will be fine, you think staring at my head is bad? i have to stare at something else THAT I DONT WANT TO STARE AT
Frodo: Oh give me a kiss...you know you want it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 😂 😂 😂 😂