Try and make coherent conversation w/o looking at the post above you!

im bored .. poopies smell

My anus is bleeding...

one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor

wow..i can type.....

i need some money .. suppose i can go on the corner again 😛

i once met a full sized killer whale and it ate my hands

i can fil up a bus with my sperm 😛

boredom sets in.....

masturbation..... my anti drug

coffee is good...it keeps u awake....

I once at a squirrel!

laxatives are 😈

Don't forget to bring a towel! 😉

boog!

Looki looki! Im a squeaky guy!

I once flushed a toilet, and it made a funny noise.

And that, my friends, is why ribs are better than none 😖hifty:

i heard that

You'd better be skipping.

Oh yeah well I won a pencil in math class today for successfully guessing the gestation period of a hampster (2 weeks-16 days) beat that 😛