How elfs mAke lOvE?!?!

Here is a rather interesting link about how the Elves' sex life is. There are some interesting quotes about the subject from Tolkien himself. http://www.ansereg.com/what_tolkien_officially_said_abo.htm

rianna d no need to say poor aragorn. he looks like a manly man so hell get his biz done and then turn round and fall asleep lol.

Why not just ask Legolas and find out?!?!?? HA HA HA Just kidding.

But I don't think he has any experience yet. 😉

How do you know? I'm his wife.

uh.....I never really thought about an elf's sex life, and there are different types of elves according to ancient folklore. so I suppose it all depends on the type of elf. but since Arwen and Legolas etc are kind of human like I'm sure they would do it it the human way. but ya kind of wonder how dooby form hp would reproduce because he is more elf like then Arwen,or at least thats what I think.

Originally posted by rianna_d
Uhm... I think they do make their kinds like humans do 🙂 I don't think they have many children... mostly 2 or 3... but that doesn't mean that they can't have sex or something... they just decide when they want to have children... and I think it's only in times of peace, that's why in the third age you wont see many little elves running around... Oh and they NEVER have sex before marriage ...
....AND they never get tired
Poor Aragorn LOL

Sam used a Hobbit-version of Viagra

LMAO!

11 kids ain't normal 😱

Yeah. Thats true. Sam must have been so weary on that trip to Mordor he just never wanted to stop going at it!

Why was this bumped?

Sombody was looking for dirty things in the searcg bar 😱

😆 shadowy, that link!

Were There Gay Elves?
Why, certainly elves were gay. "Many Meetings" in FOTR clearly states that some were merry as children, while others?Oh. You mean homosexual elves.

To disappoint slash writers everywhere, there were no clear statements of elf homosexuality. There weren't even any unclear ones. The most suggestive elf/elf pair are Fingon* and Maedhros, rescuing each other and sending each other presents just because. (Narn i HHúrin, UF) But even they have less eyebrow-raising stuff going on in 500 years than Sam and Frodo managed to pack into one day.

Although Tolkien never said that the elves DID have hot gay sex, he also never said that they DIDN'T. And I know what I make of that. ?

Ok so who here, in all honesty, has read the tolkien adult fanfic?

Originally posted by Mor Edaín
Heey!!

I was wondering... does anybody know the way elfs are born??

a friend told me elfs don't usually make their kinds .. uhhm the way humans do... 😛 ... but if that's true...
how on Middle-Earth will Aragorn and Arwen Undomiel ever get birth of a sun?!?!?! 😄

I think elves are mammals...

Originally posted by Sauron
Why was this bumped?

Sombody was looking for dirty things in the searcg bar 😱

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Maybe they do it telepathicaly....

With a title like "How elfs make lOvE", one would think that it was a guide to doing so, since it isn't a complete thought.

Anyway, Elves having sexual intercourse is different than Elves bearing children.

Though if Elves are immortal...what would be the point of rushing to have kids ???

To teach them. ✅ You need sombody to look after the world when the next age brings along the next dark lord 🙂