Hallmark is run by a bunch of Neo-Nazi's. But instead of hating jews, they hate us poor men...(literally poor) They created cards. Ok, cards are great, cheap(like 3 bucks). Then they invented those little friggin candy bears(like 10 bucks) so that when you get a girl a card, they say, "Why didn't you get me a candy bear."
Next came the friggin little bears with the flowers, holding the candy.(like 12 bucks) NOW, if you buy the candy bear they say, "Why didn't you get me the bear with the flower holding the candy?"
Hallmark came from hell. It's the devils way of saying, "Yeah, you might have created man but I can still ruin his life."