Theory of Mech

well the first person to say monkey's are cute is a morron, when you have looked a full grown male baboon in the eyes at eye level, you know monkey's aren't cute but scary as hell, I was back in my tent in no time. baboons are scary as hell certainly when they have surrounded your iglo tents!

where precisely have you seen baboons 😕
are they frequent to Belgium 😖

on safari in kenya, three years ago, lake nakuru national park

😱 that is so cool 😄
have a good time?

yea too bad it only was for two weeks, but it was two of the best weeks ever. safari is great, kenya is one of the most beautiful countries I have seen so far, and ppl are definitly the friendliest

Err Fire, one of the best times I ever had was on Safari in Kenya too, when you grow up you are going to be just like me.....

shock get help while you can 😂 kidding 😄

ooh no... oh wait COOL 😄

anywayz I'd like to that again for honeymoon, if storm wants that ofc...

I did it for honeymoon, OK, ok I know the marriage failed but I cant think of a better homeymoon for my next one.

(very reassuring 😛)
no indeed kenya is perfect, what did you visit?

Tsavo east and West, went to Kilimanjaro and a couple of other games parks. also went to mombasa and the coral reef? Where'd u go?

water your money tree, pu-leez, so you can finance my safari.... 😮‍💨 💃 💃 💃 🤣

Sorry honey but when people talk about money tree, they are actually talking about monetary and this has a slightly different meaning as there are no such things as Money trees, not since the pasta trees were introduced here by the Italians and they drove the money trees away.

😠
*digs his coins back up*

It's okay, I'm sure they can still be grown in confined labs 😄

those coins... belong to them cloners ... what you see here is a Belgian Frank... 😖hifty:

OMG they've managed to clone a coin ? We're doomed..

No, these cloners, damn bad ones ... keep to themselves...

well corran, lemme see if I can remember it all, Lake Nakuru (everyone knows this lake but almost nobody knows it's name, it's the lake filled with flamingo's most pics you see of thousands and thousands of flamingo's are taken there).
Lake Navasha, nothing special tho there are hippo's in the water and you can camp right next to the lake, a walking hippo makes the ground shake.
Hells Gate national park, now this one didn't steal it's name it was ****ing hot, mostly a wasteland but with a surprisingly big amount of wild life.
The Masai Mara, almost every kenya safari goes there, it is THE most famous safari park in Kenya, I hope everyone has heard of the great journey the wildebeast take every year (twice) they travel from the serengeti (in Tanzania) to the mara and back following the rains, it is very impressive to see, when you see a few 100 wilde beast charging towards your truck you are pretty scared, but grateful you aint in a small honda.
Amboseli was the last park we visited, this was the most beautiful place I have ever been, normaly it is a desert, but because of the melting water of the Kilimanjaro, it is filled with pools and lil oases. I've seen one hell of a sunset there 🙂

after that we spend 5 days in a 5 star resort in Mombasa, drinking cocktails on those commercial like beaches, swimming, getting sun burned, and ofcourse visited the reef, seen any dolphines?

I went to serengeti and saw the thousands of Wildebeast traipsing across the plains, it was amazing. And the Masai Mara too and some lake with Hippos, but may not have been the same one, this one had crocs too.