Originally posted by sauron
battle of the dead marshes??? that wasnt in the hobbit?? i think that was the last alliance battle..armour looks similarbattle of the five armies im looking forward to 😄😄😄
Yes me too, but I can't remember where that took place, was it at the edge of the Misty Mountains? *scratches* Can't remember, I read the book in 5th grade darnit.
yeah 😄 bilbo and dwarves come out of the mountains...and theres like people waiting?? men..who want the treaure?? and theres a big old ***** ass fight
i think
men: we stopped and kill snaug...treasure is ours..bye bye hairy
dwarves: oh hell no...we saw it first......
men: give it here hairy
other dwarves: hey it used to be ours...so we dwarves have it
original dwarves: exactly!!!!
men: hey **** off we killedf the dragon
elves: is there a fight here
men and dwarves and other dwarves: yes now move on nacey boy
elves: what!!!!
men: oyu heard us..pretty boy go away..do your nails or something
elves: dont go there girlfriend
*slash bag kill kill*
bilbo: hey im the only hobbit....am i my own army? OH I AM SO STRONG!!!!!! oh look an eagle or about 10
Spoiler:
*rock hits him on the head...falls unconcious*
bilbo: wakes up....damn that was weird..what happened
dwarf:
Spoiler:are dead!!!
wait for the film to find out
oh how could i forget
orcs/goblins from misty mountains: whoah look a battler....lets go kill em all 😄
every orc/goblin from the misty mountins: CHARGE!!!!! *charge*
dwarves, other dwarves, men, elves and an unconcious hobbit: whoah *all team up on goblins*
orcs/goblins: not going to well *dies*
men: theres not a single orc/goblin in the misty mountains 😄
gollum: no what will smeagol eatses......stupid FAT hobbit...we hates it
oh and also my FAVOURITE SCENE FROM THE HOBBIT
gandalf...the wisest f all the maia......able to battle anything in his way...balrogs...legions of orcs.....sauron himself....
gandalf: IM SO STRONG AND AMAZING!!!!
bilbo: is that a wolf
puppies: woof *slobber*
gandalf: BACK FOUL BEASTS!!! *uses magic* *misses*
puppy: *lifts leg up to pee*
gandalf: ITS ATTACKING!!!!! FLEEEEEEEE!!!!
*hides in a tree*
2 puppies: woof
gandalf: WE *sob* ARE SURROUNDED, goodbye cruel world....there is no hope for us
eagle: gandalf!! again!! is he EVER out of trouble...il be picking him from the top of mountains naked next.....then probably as a taki srervice for his friends *save*