i have never done the laundry ok check this i have never done one chore in my life when i got a allowance here is how it worked my mom cleand my room and said all u have to do is keep it clean adn bring the garbage out and ill give you 20 bucks a week and i did it for a week and said **** it to hard.
and if the remote is like 4 feet away from me and i am on the couch and noone is home to get it for me i let it sit there for like 10 minutes and i try to pick it up with my mind and when that fails i just fall alseep
and if the phones rings and im sitting down ha haha