the problem slayer

hello every1, have a problem? need advice? just ask me, every1 i know sez im really good at solving problems.........so sit down and tell me!

I have a problem.

My second toe is longer than my big toe.

Mine too LW, in fact all my toes are ridiculously long too. I could perch, honestly.

I also have a hang-over and can't get back to sleep, any suggestions?

More drinks of course!

My other problem is I am an insomniac.

Alcohol will solve all of your woes (especially your sleeping habbits Lance).

I need to be 21 to get some, plus my aunt and uncle (who I live with) don't allow the stuff near their house.

Well I wasn't really serious.