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A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly said. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Statue of Liberty and I was "fascinated". The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word 'fascinate.'"

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Little Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate,' so she called on him. Little Johnny said, " My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so f***ing big, she can only fasten eight."

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so is that funni or what

Heheh.

ha ha lol 😆...
well I found it funny 🙁

OMG! I have TONES of little Jhonny jokes!

A friend of mine sent me that, then I sent it to Ness.

I like the one where they go through the alphebit. Every letter the teacher calls out, Johnny has a word for. He gets excited when she say, "What word starts with the letter A..... letter B" and so on. She refuses to call on him but finally she gets to the letter R. Nobody in the class raises their hand. Finally, Johnny slowly raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself, 'What could start with R?' She thinks long and hard and finally decides to call on him because she can't think of a bad word starting with R. Johnny says, "RATS! BIG F*CKING RATS WITH DICKS THIS F*CKING BIG!" [-------------------------------------------]

Crash, I love these types of jokes, please post more.