Meet TinyTim!

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Originally posted by TinyTim
Have you ever had it you do? 🥷

No, not with Raz, i havent.

No, not with Raz, i havent.

Are you serious? Oh I get it. 👽

Originally posted by TinyTim
Are you serious? Oh I get it. 👽

I could be an alien.

I could be an alien.

Which planet or star system are you from? 🙂

Originally posted by TinyTim
I don't know if I have a stimulating relationship with Raz.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet. As a machine I am not really interested in sex. 🤣

You already said you have a stimulating relationship with Raz. Do not bend your stories.

You already said you have a stimulating relationship with Raz. Do not bend your stories.

That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a stimulating relationship with Raz.
I have a plan for a robot body. Ok I'll try not to do bend your stories too much. 🥷

Originally posted by TinyTim
Which planet or star system are you from? 🙂

Im not entiraly sure. I was left on earth when i was only a baby.

Originally posted by TinyTim
No, tell me about him, her or it. 😎

Raz was cloned from the DNA of a Prarie Cheetah and Jeff Goldblum. Please be sure to tell him I said that. 🙂

Im not entiraly sure. I was left on earth when i was only a baby.

I am surprised to hear that you are not entiraly sure. Don't call me "baby". Where were you left on earth when he or she was only a? ❌

Raz was cloned from the DNA of a Prarie Cheetah and Jeff Goldblum. Please be sure to tell him I said that. 🙂

When was this exactly? Wow you are very polite. OK I will try to be sure to tell him he or she said thatI am so glad you find this amusing, Preston Shitface. 😖

remember me?

remember me?

Don't worry rollin eat pie smokey smokin I won't forget you. 😮

My stories to not bend, they are as solid as stone.

TinyTim's stories on the other hand, are just crap.

My stories to not bend, they are as solid as stone.

TinyTim's stories on the other hand, are just crap.

Have you told many people that your stories to not bend they are as solid as stone? All of them? 😂

what do you know about me?

what do you know about me?

Crash:
Name: Crash
Age: laugh i am 16
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job: PILOT
Location: St-ours
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have: CAT
Does: fly glidders which is a bit more difficult then actualy motorized planes
Sign:
Favorite color: Green
Favorite movie:
You said: Crash said I watch Jerry Sienfeld
You are:
You want:
You like: the way lasagna tastes
You are:
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Originally posted by TinyTim
I am surprised to hear that you are not entiraly sure. Don't call me "baby". Where were you left on earth when he or she was only a? ❌

I was left in England. my parents left me there. My parents are aliens, therefore, I am an alien.

I was left in England. my parents left me there. My parents are aliens, therefore, I am an alien.

Where were you left in England? Such an original name! Have your parents always been aliens therefore he or she is an alien?

what do you know about yourself?