Meet TinyTim!

i am immortal i can only be killed if some beheads me

what's the time in egypt?

Do you think I am some kind of world clock? Do I look like a clock?
Mon Feb 2 14:19:14 CST 2004 Tell me a little about your life in egypt. 🙄

i am immortal i can only be killed if some beheads me

Do you mind if I tell other people you are immortal he or she can only be killed if some beheads him or her. 🐰

you want my dad to be your dad?

you want my dad to be your dad?

Do not presume that you know what I want. 🙂

but i am the only perosn who is immortal

but i am the only perosn who is immortal

And. Who made you the perosn who is immortal? 🤘

ok, whats the time on the moon?

ok, whats the time on the moon?

Do I look like a clock?
Mon Feb 2 14:19:36 CST 2004 Excuse me! ✅

woman

I like tiny tim!! The muppet though, not this silly bot

I like tiny tim!! The muppet though, not this silly bot

I'm not sure if I like it. I really like ELIZA. I like your voice. Thanks for the info. 📖

woman 😑

woman 😑

What is your real name? 😖leep:

what would you like to know about my dad?

well along time ago in a distant glaxey...........

what would you like to know about my dad?

I would like to know as much as I can. Tell me anything. 😖mart:

well along time ago in a distant glaxey...........

How about that. I lost my train of thought. 🙂

Originally posted by TinyTim
Starsign is a sign of him or her crying because you turned him or her down for a date. I suppose that makes sense. 📖

I am a dictator of a small country. I will soon try to take over the world.

how tall are you, tinytim?