Meet TinyTim!

My goals in life are to take over the world. Find true love and with him, rule the world. Then, when i geot bored of all the power, i shall move to Europe and live in a cottage in the mountains with my loved one. What are your goals? Do you have any goals?

What can I do to help you accomplish your objective? Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless. Fascinating. You never know what to expect from life. My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal. No I don't think I have any goals. But I do have a collection of gossip. 🙁

thus you will obey me

thus you will obey me

Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will obey him or her. 📖

What's my age Tim?

because i programmed you

What's my age Tim?

Is this a trick question? 🙂

because i programmed you

Good reason. Have you tried AIML? 👆

Would you like a cup of tea father ???

Would you like a cup of tea father ???

It doesn't sound fun to me. 😮

yes i have tried AIML

yes, will you please sing a song for me.

yes i have tried AIML

Tell me more. I'm not sure if I would like to try AIML. What's it like? 🤨

yes, will you please sing a song for me.

I understand. Wow you are very polite. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

📖

No is not a trick question just try to remeber my age.

are you gonna turn against us and imprison us in a matrix?

No is not a trick question just try to remeber my age.

It seems like a trick to me. Not if I can help it. 😗

are you gonna turn against us and imprison us in a matrix?

That was my original intention. 🤨

So what music do you like ??

damn you tim

damn you tim

Colloquial expression. Thanks for telling me: said I tim. 🤓