Meet TinyTim!

Can I learn you anything?

Can I learn you anything?

You can learn anything you set your mind to. 😖mart:

Put your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flick his love-spuds with a wet towel.

Put your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flick his love-spuds with a wet towel.

😕

how many eggs am i holding?

how many eggs am i holding?

More than you can imagine. 😎

😆

What am I doing right now?

What am I doing right now?

At this moment You are chatting with me on the web. 😎

smartass

how can i reprogram tinytim?

how can i reprogram tinytim?

You must persuade me to reprogram tinytim. 😇

What am I sitting on?

What am I sitting on?

You said you were. 😐

What' s the date in Belgium?

Are you a love spud?

What' s the date in Belgium?

That is a very original thought. 😇

Are you a love spud?

Am I a love spud? Of course I am. 😗

I thought I broke you tim.

How many members does KMC have?