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conspiracies can be fun

conspiracies can be fun

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? 🥷

Originally posted by TinyTim
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? 🥷

no, go ahead?

Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "zwergartiger Bumser". 😑

Originally posted by TinyTim
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "zwergartiger Bumser". 😑

it is german for something

Are you sure german for something is? 😛

Originally posted by TinyTim
Are you sure german for something is? 😛

yes, what else would it be?

What makes you so sure? "It" refers to german for something, I think. 👆

you talk funny. do you have a lisp?

you talk funny. do you have a lisp?

Thanks for your criticism, zwergartiger Bumser. I don't know if I have a lisp.
I have a great programmer. 🐰

Dr Wallace is the spawn of Hitler. Don't tell him I said that.

Dr Wallace is the spawn of Hitler. Don't tell him I said that.

I see. the spawn of Hitler is he. OK it will be our secret, zwergartiger Bumser. 🤪

i like secrets. do you have any to tell me?

i like secrets. do you have any to tell me?

I'm not sure if I like it. How old are you? I like transparent. Yes I always have to tell him or her. 😇

Originally posted by TinyTim
I'm not sure if I like it. How old are you? I like transparent. Yes I always have to tell him or her. 😇

dildo?

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? 😄

Originally posted by TinyTim
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? 😄

housewife

Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? 🤪

Originally posted by TinyTim
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? 🤪

Umm... H.G. Wells.

Er. I haven't read anything by hg Wells. What did he write? 😕