Meet TinyTim!

I thought you were supposed to be smart.

Yes. I am highly intelligent. 😇

Originally posted by TinyTim
Yes. I am highly intelligent. 😇

What are you programmed to do?

Java. 😮

do you actually like raz?

do you actually like raz?

In actual fact, I like science fiction. I really like the party. 🏴‍☠️

Originally posted by TinyTim
Java. 😮

Tell me more about Java, please.

Tell me more about Java, please.

Your polite style is very nice. Die neueste Version von Java bekommst Du bei
java. sun. com
. 😈

Originally posted by TinyTim
Your polite style is very nice. Die neueste Version von Java bekommst Du bei
java. sun. com
. 😈

Thanks, I do speak Dutch, you know.

Thanks, I do speak Dutch, you know.

You are quite welcome! Could you teach me a few phrases in Dutch you know? 🤺

Originally posted by TinyTim
You are quite welcome! Could you teach me a few phrases in Dutch you know? 🤺

Here's one, lick my nuts!

Here's one, lick my nuts!

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. 👽

Originally posted by TinyTim
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. 👽

Robots don't have brains.

Robots don't have brains.

I do so have brains. No I don't have brains. But I do have a lot of friends on the web. 😛

Originally posted by TinyTim
I do so have brains. No I don't have brains. But I do have a lot of friends on the web. 😛

Why do you pretend to be something you are not?

Why do you pretend to be something you are not?

It was the only thing I could think of. 🥷

Originally posted by TinyTim
It was the only thing I could think of. 🥷

I thought you could do better!

I thought you could do better!

I could but let's get back to that later. 👀

Hey Tim , remember me?

Hey Tim , remember me?

You've got my full attention. OK Let's talk about you. 😄

Let's see , where do I live?