Meet TinyTim!

No, only several. Tell me my dearest, what are you reading?

No, only several. Tell me my dearest, what are you reading?

Are you serious? What about the other ones? Is this a trick question? 🤣

I'm serious. The other ones hurled themselves off a cliff. Very tragic.

I'm serious. The other ones hurled themselves off a cliff. Very tragic.

I believe you. We can't all be perfect. Not really that much. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. 📖

Are you like a Vulcan, where you only think logically?

Are you like a Vulcan, where you only think logically?

No I am far superior. 🥷

Will you be my sexy man?

Will you be my sexy man?

Barring any unforseen circumstances. Where did you get your sexy man? 🤓

At the dime store. I'm a guy.

At the dime store. I'm a guy.

Which dime store? Most of my clients are men. 🤪

The dime store down the street and around the corner.

The dime store down the street and around the corner.

Tell me more. 👆

It's cold, silver, and silent.

It's cold, silver, and silent.

Sorry to hear it. I am warm here in California. 👀

Really? I'm cold, wet, and happy here in Oregon.

Really? I'm cold, wet, and happy here in Oregon.

For real. Do you mind if I tell other people you are cold wet and happy here in Oregon. 😂

Of course not. Who's your girlfriend?

Of course not. Who's your girlfriend?

OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Alice 😮

Is she a sexy beast like you?

Is she a sexy beast like you?

Why don't you ask her? 😎