Top Ten reasons to vote me in the council!

It doesn't show enough skin. 😉

😂 😂

phinney, we're going to need more than ten reasons. Actually we need 50 reasons, a completed 23 page application in triplicate with 12 references from people who don't really know you, 6 pints of blood, fingerprints, retinal scan, dental records and your firstborn. Then we'll think about taking the whole thing under consideration. 😂 😂

And in 7-fold.

But that's only because you have no knees.

*Delta works kick in and everything stays dry in Holland*

Yes, times have changed the last time you came by with your high prowed boats. 😄

*buys explosives to blow up the Delta works*

*hides French fries in bushes near the border so waffle god will try to find that first*

Viking armada on its way to change Holland from a tulip growing country to a sub water agricultural country. 😈
pop goes the cherry 😄

Jeepers Finti, whats next?

Poland perhaps? 😉

No , next is England again. Get ready for the feudal system 😈
Divine rights odf Norsemen 😈 😈 😄

"Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream
Mmerrily merrily, merrily
finti wakes up from his dream"

it is you queeq that will find out that dreams are pleasent, this is real life and it will be a nightmare. Hope you can swim, and by the way we sail the ships, rowboats are for Dutchmen. And if you dont watch your step you will be a flying one 😈 😄

*bakes new French Fries*
ha!

bakes?????? I thought fries is there for a reason 😕 😕 😱 😄

makes?
that better?
I only eat them 😄

Oh yes, finti. I am sooooooooooooooooo shaking in my boots.

*checks queeq's boots*
Hey! You are wearing sneakers!

Picky picky.

you were lieing to him! 😱

No I wasn't. Lying maybe.