Weirdest/Funniest Dream/Nightmare

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i had a dream where i went over to the barn for my riding lesson, but my horse wasn't there, he was at the barn across the street, so i went to go and get him. then when i went over there, a bunch of little 2 yr olds were riding him, and then some person a little older than me told me to go have snack. 😐

I had a esx dream last night that was awesome but i also had a dream where the entire school of mine was a simming pool like the halls ways were swimming halls and the stairs were like regular stairs but there was water flowing like crazy down them and they were having simming try outs. And i slapped this kid and he fall into the water i really liked my dreas last night

lol i dont dream much now

I still remember my weirdest dream as if it were yesterday. Of course, I had this dream probably when I was 6 or 7.

Most dreams are 3rd person view but this one started out 1st person which odd as it is. I was running around outside of my house with some little goblin thing chasing me. It looked almost like Gollum be smaller and more evil. I eventually ran into the side door of my house which goes into our garage. I locked the door and tried looking out the window to see it (doesn't make sense because of how short I was). Anyway, when I turned around, it was inside the garage with me and it spit some slime into my eyes. My vision darkened for a moment until my dream went to a 3rd person view. At this point, my hands were covering my eyes and I was screaming. The weird thing here, is that (being a short blond 6-7 year old) I saw myself as Barney from the Flintstones. I WAS BARNEY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! I sat down at my little brother's Fisherprice Picnic table (which was suppose to be outside) and across from me sat Fred (don't know where the goblin went). Fred reached into my eye-sockets and pulled out tissue paper. That made me able to see again and the dream ended. Pretty ****ed up.

Ok like everyone of my dreams i can usally see what i am doing like my whole body so whats that mean and also this last dream i dreamnt it like it was really happening i was looking threw my eyes

ummm I had a dream a while ago that I was getting married only my mom was makeing me have it in a store. It was like the Walmart only with like a big room off to the side. It was horrible!!! I called my mom in the middle of the night and told her that there was no way I was getting married in a grocery store. She hung up on me 😮

I had this dream about 3 weeks ago, Me and my friend were walking around and we found this old delapidated barn and so we went in. So we went in and explored and finally we came across this little boy about 6 or 7 and he had this british accent, and with him was this big guy dressed in a robe. So the big guy comes and takes my friend away and so its just me and the kid,and this kid was creepy like one of those village of the damned kids. So he's like "I've been watching you lately and I'm not pleased" So I'm like what the ****. Then he turns around and I grab a big peice of wood and smash him in the face and he's completely unefected!! And he says" I didnt like that" and he uses a cyckle to slash me and the big guy with the robe comes and they start slashing and hacking me. Then I woke up! and I never had that dream again.

I had a dream that I went on KMC 😐

And I had this dream once where my eye was swelled up and it didnt fit in my head, I had that one when I was 5.

I'm not kidding I had a dream a little while back, where I went to McDonalds and ordered a big mac 😐

Ok so one night i dreamed that i went to this dope beach with my bro and my friend. The waves were huge and we had a good time surfing. Then we got all hammered on the beach and all i remember is blackness (guessing i passed out in my dream). Then when I wake up I'm at my house walking to my bathroom with a sweatshirt on and i see my brother in there with his shirt off. Then he turns to me and he's got this whack looking tatoo on his right peck. I call him a poser and tell him he shouldn't have gotten it. (it was like the letter C that looked like is was written with bright blue water droplets) So i laugh a bit, he walks out, and I take off my sweatshirt to get in the shower. Then i notice i have the same tatoo in the same place on me (we're twins.) So i'm like pissed...but then i notice i got all kindsa tatoos all over my body. I had like tats on my upper arms, on my back, some words running down my spine...the whole nine yards. Well now i'm panicking so i kinda grab my hair in frustration...and that's when i notice these two hideous tatoos on my forearms (like Eminem.) But that's not the kicker, they're bright red and my right arm says "Holla Holla Playa" and my left one says "Hellz ya Nigga!" So i'm like 1/2 pissed and 1/2 ready to cry cause now i'm like permanently tatted all over with goofy ass tats and i'm stuck with them...for the rest of my life pretty much.

So then i go to my friend and I look him in the eye....and I deck him right in the side of the face. He slowly looks at me and in a completely calm voice he says "Yeah, i probably deserved that." and shakes his head.
So i'm like...sweet, i got a punch off without a fight. Then i move in on my brother who's looking in the other direction....so i reel back and get ready to sock him. And before i know what hits me, he turns around, decks me in the face, and says "screw you bit.ch!...what'da think ur doing trying to hit me!"
And i was like "you dick!, look what u did to me"
and then he just laughs and tells me that when i was passed out they decided to get tatoos...and since i was passed out, they just put me in the chair and let this chick tat up a storm on me. I really can't say how i felt...it was like too much a flurry of emotions to put on paper.

Then i woke up and ran to the bathroom....i was never so relieved that it was a dream.

I had another really weird one about 2-3 months ago as well.

I was at this (made up) guys birthday party and he was kind of geeky but I was there to be nice. It was tradition for his family to make a desert for all of the guests at a party. He made this weird liquid containing peanut butter and other shit and it was all in a trey that was about 10 feet long, 1 foot wide, and 6 inches deep. He was very proud of it but his dad was a total dick. He yelled and screamed at the kid for being a total disgrace to the family and ordered everybody in the room not to eat it. It pissed me off that the dad did this so I decided to stick up for the kid and try it. When I did this the dad pushed his son's face into the trey. I got pissed again and I just walked out (rather than defending him for some reason). While I was walking through the hall one of those rolling robots from SW: Ep 1 came around the corner and shot me. I guess the ray from the gun didn't kill me but sent me to a different dimension. This new place was one giant room and my best friend and some weird Pikachoo/dog thing was there with me. Standing up on some ledge was a tall skinny shadow of a lady with a crown (looked cartoonish). The shadow told me that I was sent here along with my best friend as punishment for eating the peanutbutter liquid stuff. She pointed at a hole in the wall (1ft x 6 in) and said that that was our one exit. I tried to squeeze through the hole but couldn't fit. I then stepped into a shoebox and with that foot stepped through the hole and my body I guess followed. The place I was then in looked like a dark carnival. My friend and I heard the voice of the shadow queen tell us to run along this obsticle course to earn our freedom. Then she said no matter what happens, I will come out a better person. We then started crawling our way through almost a wooden playground set that consisted of lazer beams. I slipped a few times when I got cocky and sped up which made the lazers hit me which just hurt a little. When we got through, a girl in a blank basketball jersey came up to us and said your last step is to answer this question: What was the greatest womens basketball team ever? I had no idea but then my friend who doesn't know shit about basketball randomly said Uconn. It was right. Then it turned out that the voice of the shadow queen turned out to be my boss's. My friend told be as we were leaving to stay and practice playing basketball. I ended up playing one on one with a younger Isaih Thomas who eventually turned into that girl from earlier in a Uconn jersey. We both went for a loose ball which led to behind a wall. From there we randomly started making out for about 30 seconds. My boss was working on her computer on the other side of the wall and asked what was going on. We both said "nothing" and walked away separately. I found my dad walking towards me and he told me "in the end you are a better person." Then I woke up.

I'm hoping it was some message sense a couple weeks before that my long term gf broke up with me. Maybe my goal in life is to date a womens basketball player from Uconn.

Originally posted by Linkalicious
Ok so one night i dreamed that i went to this dope beach with my bro and my friend. The waves were huge and we had a good time surfing. Then we got all hammered on the beach and all i remember is blackness (guessing i passed out in my dream). Then when I wake up I'm at my house walking to my bathroom with a sweatshirt on and i see my brother in there with his shirt off. Then he turns to me and he's got this whack looking tatoo on his right peck. I call him a poser and tell him he shouldn't have gotten it. (it was like the letter C that looked like is was written with bright blue water droplets) So i laugh a bit, he walks out, and I take off my sweatshirt to get in the shower. Then i notice i have the same tatoo in the same place on me (we're twins.) So i'm like pissed...but then i notice i got all kindsa tatoos all over my body. I had like tats on my upper arms, on my back, some words running down my spine...the whole nine yards. Well now i'm panicking so i kinda grab my hair in frustration...and that's when i notice these two hideous tatoos on my forearms (like Eminem.) But that's not the kicker, they're bright red and my right arm says "Holla Holla Playa" and my left one says "Hellz ya Nigga!" So i'm like 1/2 pissed and 1/2 ready to cry cause now i'm like permanently tatted all over with goofy ass tats and i'm stuck with them...for the rest of my life pretty much.

So then i go to my friend and I look him in the eye....and I deck him right in the side of the face. He slowly looks at me and in a completely calm voice he says "Yeah, i probably deserved that." and shakes his head.
So i'm like...sweet, i got a punch off without a fight. Then i move in on my brother who's looking in the other direction....so i reel back and get ready to sock him. And before i know what hits me, he turns around, decks me in the face, and says "screw you bit.ch!...what'da think ur doing trying to hit me!"
And i was like "you dick!, look what u did to me"
and then he just laughs and tells me that when i was passed out they decided to get tatoos...and since i was passed out, they just put me in the chair and let this chick tat up a storm on me. I really can't say how i felt...it was like too much a flurry of emotions to put on paper.

Then i woke up and ran to the bathroom....i was never so relieved that it was a dream.

😑

I had that dream after not smoking *ahem* for 2 weeks. I went right back to smoking *ahem* after that.

I had a dream about a kmc convention..it was weird...it was like a prom and there was a large group swarming around one person and I couldnt see who it was..and it turned into a riot.

I had a dream where I was chatting on MSN.

lol! Ive dreamed a few times of browsing through the forums..Im here so much it must have seemed natural

I once dreamed I was proposing to Chanel.

I bet that was a great dream!

the only reason i knew I was dreaming of the kmc convention is because I was holding millas hand(like little girls)..she looked like her pic and I adored her so it had to be milla! 😄

so it was a great dream till someone kicked the crap out of me and a woke up.

Gawd, I had this dream just a couple days ago...

It's my first visit to New Zealand, and Chanel and I are making out, hiding from her friends, then Ani (her friend) sneaks off from the rest of the group and finds us kissing...it made the kiss just stop.

I was mad at her!