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Iran...I Walked...I Jihad
Ok so one night i dreamed that i went to this dope beach with my bro and my friend. The waves were huge and we had a good time surfing. Then we got all hammered on the beach and all i remember is blackness (guessing i passed out in my dream). Then when I wake up I'm at my house walking to my bathroom with a sweatshirt on and i see my brother in there with his shirt off. Then he turns to me and he's got this whack looking tatoo on his right peck. I call him a poser and tell him he shouldn't have gotten it. (it was like the letter C that looked like is was written with bright blue water droplets) So i laugh a bit, he walks out, and I take off my sweatshirt to get in the shower. Then i notice i have the same tatoo in the same place on me (we're twins.) So i'm like pissed...but then i notice i got all kindsa tatoos all over my body. I had like tats on my upper arms, on my back, some words running down my spine...the whole nine yards. Well now i'm panicking so i kinda grab my hair in frustration...and that's when i notice these two hideous tatoos on my forearms (like Eminem.) But that's not the kicker, they're bright red and my right arm says "Holla Holla Playa" and my left one says "Hellz ya Nigga!" So i'm like 1/2 pissed and 1/2 ready to cry cause now i'm like permanently tatted all over with goofy ass tats and i'm stuck with them...for the rest of my life pretty much.
So then i go to my friend and I look him in the eye....and I deck him right in the side of the face. He slowly looks at me and in a completely calm voice he says "Yeah, i probably deserved that." and shakes his head.
So i'm like...sweet, i got a punch off without a fight. Then i move in on my brother who's looking in the other direction....so i reel back and get ready to sock him. And before i know what hits me, he turns around, decks me in the face, and says "screw you bit.ch!...what'da think ur doing trying to hit me!"
And i was like "you dick!, look what u did to me"
and then he just laughs and tells me that when i was passed out they decided to get tatoos...and since i was passed out, they just put me in the chair and let this chick tat up a storm on me. I really can't say how i felt...it was like too much a flurry of emotions to put on paper.
Then i woke up and ran to the bathroom....i was never so relieved that it was a dream.