Originally posted by Gundark
*pulls out letter from mailbag*DEAR DR QUEEQ
My evil sith boyfriend keeps breaking our dates. Always has some sorry ass excuse about having go to hang out with this emporer buddy of his. Galactic domination and all that crap. Should I keep him or dump him ?
Signed,
SCORNED AND REJECTED
Dear scorned and rejected,
I suggest to shower him with all the love that you can give him when you see him. Give him allllllllllllllllllllll your loving and understand that it's not easy for a disabled person to make it in this universe. It's a tough galaxy after all.
And remember, when he succeeds in galactic domination, you'll have all the chocolate you want forever. So stand by your man and try wearing some black leather from time to time.
Dr. queeq.