Pirate Jokes
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HERE IS ONE I FOUND............
An able-bodied seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns recounting their adventures at sea. Noting the pirate's peg-leg, hook, and eye patch, the seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"
The pirate replies "We was caught in a monster storm off the Cape and a giant wave swept me overboard. Just as they was pullin' me out a school of sharks appeared and one of 'em bit me leg plum off!"
"Blimey!" said the seaman. "What about the hook"?
"Ahhhh...," mused the pirate, "We was boardin' a trader ship, pistols a 'blastin' and swords a'swingin' this way and that. In the fracas me hand got chopped off."
"Zounds!" remarked the seaman. "And how came ye by the eye patch"?
"A seagull droppin' fell into me eye," answered the pirate.
"Ye lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.
"Welllll..." explained the pirate, "..it was me first day with the hook."