Mordor vs Hell!!!!

I think the Church should do away with The Bible and replace it with Lord Of The Rings. I mean, the values are all the same, right? Plus, Lord Of The Rings is way more believable and shorter. 😄 The Old Testament could be replaced by The Hobbit as well!

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Ah the good old TH wisdom! If only putting the world right were as simple as swapping the 'Good book' for a good book

OMG!! 😂

Yes, I totally agree with the more belivable comment!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I think the Church should do away with The Bible and replace it with Lord Of The Rings. I mean, the values are all the same, right? Plus, Lord Of The Rings is way more believable and shorter. 😄 The Old Testament could be replaced by The Hobbit as well!

🙄 although it would be cool i'd have to say that the Bible should stay ✅ it's actually has very intresting passages and shiz like that.

that is the worst thing i've ever heard i've heard that tolkien was a christian 😠

lol only u would say something like that TH hahaha

Originally posted by juggernaut26
that is the worst thing i've ever heard i've heard that tolkien was a christian 😠

Its a bloody joke 🙄

Its funny too...because its true...it would be more beliavable and shorter...🙄

more believable my eye and shorter maybe but that doesn't really matter it doesn't have the same principles and the Bible is a Holy Book you can't just replace it with fiction

👆 punctuation is the way foward.

hmmm ok well anyway i think this thread belongs in lotr forum

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Oh no wait...you were serious 😕

Let me laugh even harder

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i was serious that kinda stuff just gets me mad

''This thread belongs to lotr forum'' 🤨

brother lil you confuse me to much