This place needs a lava lamp.

keo and answering machine not operational today. please leave all your messages on post-it notes stuck to the frig.

*quickly notes something on a post-it note*
*sticks it on his head*
Ow! I always get these things wrong!

*rips post-it off yerssssss' forehead and slams it on frig to read later*

*rrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiippppppppppppp* 😱 😱 😱

AUW!
Well, there goes my toupet!
*runs to the fridge to get it back*

*beats hairy thingy hanging on frig with a fly swatter* 😕 😕 😈 😈

NO! not my pride! It's expansif!
Give it back! Give it back! Come on! I need it for my bald head!

*kisses yerssssssss shiny noggin* *smooch* 🙂 😈

Ow great! Now I have lipstick on my biljartball!

More than you'll ever get.

yeah! because I wear my toupet!

Baldie!

queeq, be nice 😱

No...*snif* it's ok... *snif*...I expacted... *snif*... this from him *snif*

queeq's mean! I don't like queeq any more! 🙁

What side of the family do you get baldness from, your mother or fathers side? All my mothers brothers are balding, but my dad has all of his hair (he has no brothers).

My hair is still thick and blonde.

eh as always the woman bears the gene. Just ass with color blindness, 10 % of the males are colorblind but they innherit the genes from their mother.
But your hairline might change within a year.
Like in my family my brother and all my male cousins(on my mother side) have almost no hair at all. They all lost it around when they turned 30. Compared to them I am a hairball.
I can see my hair line is receiding but I am 34 years old and I kept most of it compared to the rest of the family.
Shaving my "scalp" though so it seems I got no hair 😄

I don't think I'll go bald. I've never seen a balding blonde dude.

Belive me the color of your hair has NOTHING to do with it.
Like tha actor Ed Harris he is blond

And he's a good actor

and he is bald