The Off Topic Thread [for questions non KMC]

why do goldfish die right when you get home and put them in the tank?

cos your meant to add water

*sighs and puts head in hands* I know I put water in, but they swim around for about a half an hour and they die, I have a filter and evey thing

I have a girl in my class that looks like a goldfish
Why doesent she die? 🙁

I dont know 🙁 lets kill her 👿

She reported me because I took the piss out of her too much. The first day she arrived I threw chalk at her lol 👿

You took the piss out of her? 🤨

Yeah I took her urine and drank it 🍺

ooooo, ok i thought you were talking about something weird 🙂

It was nice too, had a crisp and refreshing test. Exeptional piss!