I would be a Dark Jedi for sure. Being a Jedi would be too much work, and I'd never be able to have sex, get high, or sleep in. Forget all that. And being a Sith Lord would be even worse, since I'd have to go around killing people all the time, and I'd also be butt-ugly so no woman would go near me (ever see a Sith that didn't look like a train wreck? Vader? Maul?).
As a Dark Jedi, I would :
1. Use the force to get laid. The Jedi Mind Trick would be a powerful ally...
Me: "Would you like to come back to my place?"
Hot babe: "no, it's getting late and I've got to do laundry tomorrow"
Me: "You would like to come back to my place and shag me"
Hot babe: "Well, ok, I'll come over to your place, but only if you fu*k me."
2. Use the force to get high. On those nights when the stash has run out, just conjure up some force-energy and slam it. Suddenly this dark jedi would be feeling very, very high!
3. Use the force to be lazy. Instead of getting up at 7 am, I'd just shamble into work at 2 pm. Jedi mind trick the boss and go home at 3 pm. Crash on the couch, then use the force to levitate a beer from the fridge into my hand.
4. Use the force to make money. Go to the local bank and use a combination of jedi mind tricks, light sabers, and Jedi courage to walk out with a few sacks of Franklins. Do this once per month to stay loaded with cash.
As a Dark Jedi, I would be feared and respected throughout the lands. It would be my honor to dutifully shag every beautiful woman I met in an effort to sow my almighty midi-chlorian seeds.
In other words, I'd be the polar opposite of what I am now. : /
bantha fodder:
in that case :
u would only get laid with stupid weak minded women. (which i find not very a turn on just finding out they are very stupid)
u would be surprised during one of ur force doping and be killed.
u would work for a very not succesful company since ur boss is such a weak minded person, that would put u in such a lower status.
cant argue ur plan to rob a bank, of course by the second time u enter a bank u would deal with lots of cops.
and again i cant argue you being the polar opposite of ur dark jedi fantasy.
same thing does luke ten years after the second death star.. there he kills emperor palpatine again... then he wakes back up, using clones...
What he is reffering to, is in the Expanded Universe:
ABOUT 10 years after Luke "kills" the emperor on the second deathstar, the force transports luke to a distant planet where he finds the emperor "alive", he clones himself to stay alive! Luke joins the Emperor, beleiving he can destroy the sith from within, and is eventually saved by Anakin Solo i think
Originally posted by Darth MuloverWhat he is reffering to, is in the Expanded Universe:
ABOUT 10 years after Luke "kills" the emperor on the second deathstar, the force transports luke to a distant planet where he finds the emperor "alive", he clones himself to stay alive! Luke joins the Emperor, beleiving he can destroy the sith from within, and is eventually saved by Anakin Solo i think
he's saved by Leia not Anakin