What turns you on?

Started by Orlando Bloom0334 pages

Orlando Bloom, Squeezable Cheeze, and of course....Drum Role Please!!!..........

HOT GUYS

Since I have been living out in Germany, I have to admit I have become a massive fan of the German accent. When a German girl is talk ing in English, it really gets my juices going!

lol thats awesome 😂

Originally posted by rusky
damn sil...there seem to be less and less girls that think like u each year..

I'm one in a million 😉
And just a big romantic at heart 😍

Siamese Midget Twins having a threeway with a goat

Thats gross man it was good till you said with a GOAT! 🙂

Specifics, and a story...

OK, I have ventured out of the 'MOVIE FAN' forums, and skimmed around the OTF and the GDF, dropped a few posts and noticed some funny things that remind me of a story...

There's this post and a few like it, What do you like about male/females etc etc, what turns you on about, etc etc... the responses are pretty basic and predictable here and there, the guys are all about the booty and the hooties, the girls all about the eyes and pecs and whatnot...
Then, there are those 'other posts, that twist everything you might think about some few certain people here in this post.

Here's the story, that leads to an expanation of what I mean:

I was/am 'in love' with this amazing woman, she was in the middle of getting a divorce from the deadbeat dad of 2 of her 3 great kids. Somewhere in the middle of our first/only year together, she lost her mind, quit her 'good job' and turned to stripping, hooking, and porn to make a living, along with all the crack, coke, pot, and any other drug of her choice her pimps/johns/friends/partners would supply. It's hard to still say I love the woman, since she's hardly the woman I fell in love with in the first place...

that's sorta the point Im trying to make (badly)... All the cute, nice, 'awww...' sort of things the babes claim to find attractive, all the nice things they say they look for, being sweet and innocent, not crude or vulgar at all... then you go into the Gentlemen's Club, or some of the other similar posts as those, and THOSE VERY SAME girls that are so sweet and innocent here are naked, wrapped and writhing around greasy poles and greasier guys, for a few cyber bucks and/or cyber fu....n of another sort...

the point is, you just never know about people, people, so be careful out there!! and in here... you never know what all you'll be taking home with ya, until it's too late!

Now, in case you think this is getting a bit too far off-topic or something, let me just say this:

a few more things that turn me on are honesty, as well as a good story, and a little it of mystery and excitement, as in a stripper/slut/ho who lives a double-life, or sweet innocent chicks who get a little crazy, a lot naked and know how to bump and grind and work the pole!! YA!!!

it goes bad when 3 innocent little kids get brought into it and dragged down, that just sucks...

any way, game on! sorry for the ramble 💃 😱 😮

cant b bothad readin that so. yeah me too!

I didnt read all of that so........me to.

I don't agree

^ that turns me on!!!

Damn right I do 😎

stinky 😖hifty:

funny girls turn me on

girls that arnt b!tches

^Hi!!!

HI!!!!!

girls that aren't hoes

hmm i disagree on that one.. well if im dating her yea she cant be a hoe.. but if its the other way then i like hoes

i'm talking about the ugly hoes who think there the sh!t but aren't