I've lost my balls!!!

Started by AliasNeo154 pages

lol, are u sure u werent grabbing ur moms boobs?

Originally posted by Pingu
Probably a daft question... but.... are you sure it was your balls you were playing with and not someone elses?

❌ but either way I've lost my own! 🙁

check in the frezzer

Or your dads....NO way to sick to even consider! 😘

maybe your brother was playing marbles and they got mixed up...

actually i saw one rolling down the side walk somewhere. then a dog ate it. sorry man.

😂
actually, this is a beautiful topic, but DV is gettin bagged on 😂

Originally posted by Pingu
Or your dads....NO way to sick to even consider! 😘

🙁 Dont be stupid. I've lost my balls man, my balls! What am I going to do?!

Have you looked under the bed with your 'magazines'?

Originally posted by kalantiaw
maybe your brother was playing marbles and they got mixed up...

😆

i think your camel has them... LOOKvvvv

So those were the things that i tossed to the monkeys in the zoo... oops

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
actually i saw one rolling down the side walk somewhere. then a dog ate it. sorry man.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Have you seen my other one? 🙁

operation maybe? 😑

tom green has it...

*Goes to Tom Green*
"Mr green do you have balls?"
"No son, last time I saw them, you had them where they're supposed to be"
Will I ever find my ball? 🙁

Stop looking they'll come back if they love you enough... 😕

Originally posted by Pingu
Stop looking they'll come back if they love you enough... 😕

Can you lend me yours in the meantime? 🙁

maybe you weren't paying much attention to them...

*balls complaining*

he's always playing with his d!ck and his ar$ehole... let's run away left nut...

i'm right behind you, right nut...

lesson: always play with your balls... at least scratch them when they itch... alright...

🤨 ......ok........