**The World's Most Incredible Story** (so far....)
Aragorn smiles at Frodo whilst eating a huge maggoty piece of bleeding rotton old flesh which lay between his manky feet. He was quite a greeny color; because of this he threw up on the hard stone cold ground and said, " I am the new King of the Dwarves and Elves. Let's go to the horrible Green Dragon and drink some spicy cocktails."
But Gandalf decided not to go and have smelly crowns but instead he stayed in his bath tub willed with green smelly toads and the ugly brown, smoking his pipe-- which was good. But then he slipped on the soft yellow and blue soap bar.
Suddenly a Dwarf laughed at Gandalf and burnt his thumb with a piece of chocolate big pet Balrog. He thought that Balrogs couldn't burn? Well obviously that wasn't true...
The Dwarf shook his head and said with a loud burp, "I feel like rain falling to the black and scorched ground."
Whereas Arwen asked Aragorn, suddenly disrupting all the weirdness that had gathered around them. Eowyn ran around for a chicken who could sing songs, but Pippin was too sad to release the imprisoned monkey demon that had bitten Bilbo some years ago then stabbed him with a nasty, nasty long knife made by Nazguls-- who work all excellent when they keep Pippin away from the Moon as he becomes a quite annoying little smelly frog.
When the ring was lost by a blue monkey, the gorillas got directly involved in golden ale drinking which poisoned many innocent fish. In the mean-time Witchy figured out that he ate a small dwarven which tasted foul, just like pickles. He then drank some more things which tasted delightful, but he forgot that he didn't close the window and bent over-- confused he stopped. What now he didn't really know.
So Eowyn whispered his name silently which tickled Aragorn, and Aragorn farted.
"Ew! Yah smelly!" cried Pippin giggling.
Frodo sprayed freshner, and smelly Gimli laughed with fright as Aragorn again farted very loudly! Eowyn threw the flowers over their heads and danced very fun.
Aragorn and Eowyn started playing tic-tac-toe, and Aragorn won only once because he got lucky and did cheat, so that Eowyn got mad and kicked him in his private parts. Then she said, "You are stupid, you ugly fat dumb stupid person!" Then they play with their dog that bit Eowyn and that guy's hands and licked my other hand and my eye which was green and very blue with some purple. A lot of green swirled around with bits of chutney and fried egg and fried chicken and fried monkey brains that smelled like fried monkey.
He touched kids where daddy killed his boner because people hated the large chicken nuggets that he had made especially for me, but I loved the tasty flavor of a juicy hot pocket with vanilla icing.
Do you really believe that hobbits like to go smoking their pipes and dancing around in the buff? You'd be crazy not to insert a diabolical weapon right up there red, large furry tube socks and seek to use the button that signals the end of their pathetic uncultivated gardens. Now, however, he decided to make a private phone call to his girlfriend.
Once upon a time, his girlfriend said.....