LOTR Deathmatch

thanx smodden! i say with my hobbit sized popcorn that aragorn will win! 🪩

doesn't this thred already exist?
twice?

we have a 'fight' thred with the exact same thing...

plus the other thred that suggested we beat the matrix forum got CLOSED. (along with any thred i ask questions on - opps, now i guess this one will be closed, and me taken out back and shot by the SS - sorry, ranting again).

Originally posted by jorgeiscool
well this is very interesting idea... I just wish i had the imagination to actually think one of these up/

Well this is actually based on a kinda com gag, on TV. It's called Celebrity Deathmatch because it's basically a show with clay animations of celebrity killing each other in a wrestling ring.

Originally posted by Bar-en-Danwedh
doesn't this thred already exist?
twice?

we have a 'fight' thred with the exact same thing...

plus the other thred that suggested we beat the matrix forum got CLOSED. (along with any thred i ask questions on - opps, now i guess this one will be closed, and me taken out back and shot by the SS - sorry, ranting again).

True-...

Originally posted by Bar-en-Danwedh
doesn't this thred already exist?
twice?

we have a 'fight' thred with the exact same thing...

plus the other thred that suggested we beat the matrix forum got CLOSED. (along with any thred i ask questions on - opps, now i guess this one will be closed, and me taken out back and shot by the SS - sorry, ranting again).

yeah power-hungry mods!!!

😄 😄 😄

Though this thread already exists in different versions, this one has at least a little to do with LoTR 😄

So Melkor vs Manwe...
Melkor not armed, Manwe not armed and sitting in his stupid chair watching his stupid eagles... Melkor toughes Manwes head lightly and Manwe is knocked unconscious then dies of heart attack because of the shock... and... what a surprise... melkor has won 🙄

lol cheeky exa

😛

I already had several (verbal) fights with my friends about Witchy vs Legolas... i mean the result is so clear it doesnt make sense even to ask such a question... YET MY FRIENDS WONT BELIEVE that Witchy rulez...
I think a fight would be like this

Legolas: *cleans fingernails* *looks into mirror* *sees witchy coming nearer* *dies*

hehe clever ending, my friends don't listen to me most of the time when I talk about LOTR as I am obsessed and they don't understand it very well.

They actually thought that Sauron was the Nazgul on the horse where the hobbits are hidden "in" that tree....haha

LOL really 😖 omg...

Hm my friends are as obsessed as I am 😄 but theyre standing on the wrong side 😛 at least those who like Legolas *fg*

Originally posted by Kitoky
Well this is actually based on a kinda com gag, on TV. It's called Celebrity Deathmatch because it's basically a show with clay animations of celebrity killing each other in a wrestling ring.

oh yeah... I forgot about that... i've got a bad memory

Sauron and legolas

weapons
sauron- mace
legolas- bow

sauron took out his mace and swung it

it smashed into legolas's cheek...but legolas impossibley large amount of plastic surgery made sure he survived...he took out the ONE object he always had with him...a HAIRBRUSH!!!!1 he started to brush but sauron took out 'the one ring' legolas jumped from shock and a strand of hair fell out.....NOOOOO he sreamed and hit sauron as hard he could..but sauron laughed and said stupid elf...your all ugly...but EVERY other elf heard and marched a last alliance against him they also bought there smaller uglier friends.....and the rest..is history

😆 😆 :laugh

😛 then the ring was lost...and found by deagol who got killed by smeagol who tried to kill bilbo...who nearly got killed by the 'puppies'

and Legolas became bald because he teased Aragorn, and Aragorn got mad and pulled all of his hair out, and so Legolas committed suicide, who can live without their flowing blonde hair? Not Legolas the Bald!

Ooh, that didn't make much sense. I'm hyyyyyper.

Originally posted by Bar-en-Danwedh
doesn't this thred already exist?
twice?

we have a 'fight' thred with the exact same thing...

plus the other thred that suggested we beat the matrix forum got CLOSED. (along with any thred i ask questions on - opps, now i guess this one will be closed, and me taken out back and shot by the SS - sorry, ranting again).

true-

whoooah look over there its the light of earendil....oh its a hint...i thinks its trying to

hmmmm

LIGHTEN UP 😆

hmm i can make things huge eyyy will try this

big smiley?

😛

so what is the next battle? i am here again with my hobbit sized popcorn and ale! 🍺

nice fight sauron, quite amusing......but however shouldn't of the maze of been stuck to legolas's face due to the plastic mask surgery and whatnot......

Discos - just being a right old "joe" tonight

Bill The Horse Vs Shadow Fax

Conclusion: Draw - they both just sniff each others asses

Yay! they both won? ok...... who are the next victims?