Ask Jack: Official Question Thread

Started by Seiko79 pages

Oh yeah, I love that picture I have (it's currently my desktop background).

Here ya go Jack! What is the deal with your family? Are your parents still alive? Do you have any siblings? Perhaps an identical twin pirate brother named Jake Sparrow??

Ohhh another hot picture 😍

💃 Dance, dancing banana, dance!! 💃

Ok thank you for asking it's kind of a long story but I'll try to make it as short as I can. I have one brother he's younger than me his name is Matthew McGarity. Yeah the whole last name thing I changed mine when I dishoned my family and left to be a pirate. My dad was comadoore of the royal navy just like Norrington they must be friends they both want me dead. I don't know if my mums still alive she wasn't doing to good when I left but she was just like my dad so she was probably fine in two days and went out to hang some more pirates. Before I left I was married yes married but don't worry she's dead you still have a chance. It was arranged I dont usually wish death on loved ones. I did like her though she sort of understood the whole pirate thing but she wouldn't come with me because it was too dangerous. That's I think about it if you have anymore questions about me family don't delay in asking.

Bye luv...for tonite

ok i have to go to sleep but to save you from having another scitzophrenic melt down...........who was your father? night.

Ok luvs I'm back so if you have more questions I'll be here for awhile I was feeling a bit lite in the head so I had to lay down.

So anymore questions about me family, the hat, eunuchs or anything else you may have on your mind.

Ello' Jack Darling! How's it been going for ye? (trying to tal pirate ish hard! lol) Anyways, I was wondering....Will ye marry me? *laughs*

I've been doin good sept for the ocasional times when my heads pounding supose I could blam that on Anamaria she yells a little too much for not even being the captain. But anyway first marriage proposal I've gotten here sort of surprizing it took this long but I know everyone else was thinking it so it's ok they didn't say anything. So does anyone know of any good treasures for me to go after seeing as I'm at a loss for actions at the moment?

*winks* I'm a treasure Jack! Oh...I'm just kidding. Actually yes I do...well no I dont...but I'd be glad to help ye in your search.

(Yea hes gonna need more people in the crew after we throw Anamaria overboard *evil cackels* but if theres a limited number of people I'm going first I have to make sure it's safe for everyone else to come *winks* I didn't wink no what are you talking about)

(Okie doke....but ye didn't answer the marry question! lol)

(trying to not answer cause I can't think of any smart Jack-like way to say no leave me alone cause I'm stupid right now yay!)

(sure people just ignore me and Jack I guess you don't love us anymore well me I can see why but Jack what is wrong with you people)

(I love you and Jack! yay!)

(yay lets all be happy and drink rum!)

(nope...can't...Jack doesnt love me back so *shrug* :-p)

(Jack was busy, now hes not)
Hello luv sorry about the long time I was away I love you too now lets all drink rum

-Smirks- Sorry darling, I don't love men who wear eyeliner. 😉

*frowns for a second* too bad for you then *takes a swig of rum*

-twitches- AH NO! -runs and sits by Jack- Ello Love

somehow I knew you really didnt mean it

And how did you know that?