*blink* haha funny story you must read...
ok characters cause I dont feel like writing their full names everytime...
HM-harbor master
J-Jack
M+M-Murtogg and Mullroy
E-Elizabeth
N-Norrington
G-Governer Swann
W-Will
P-Prisoners
ok I dont have it all but its good so far...
HM:hey you!
J:who me? *dives on ground* get down man! *pulls HM and little kid down*
HM:what is it?
J:the weasels are closing in! *looks over to see the HM very close, pushes the HM away* stop trying to kiss me!
HM:what Im not-
J:don't try to fool me I know exactly what your trying to do you can go tell your little friend its over
HM:whats over what are you-
J: OooH pretty boat *runs off*
HM: wait what about your boat! *looks over at boat*
M+M: hey where do you think your going?
J:Im going to steal the pretty boat *walks off*
M+M: ok...hey wait you can't do that
J: I can't? why not?
M+M: *looks back and forth* um well because um ah because you can't *blink*
J: OoH look! *points to Elizabeth who is falling off the cliff*
M+M: omg Elizabeth! *Elizabeth is drowning*
J: *pushing M+M* you go save her!
M+M: no you!
J: I dont wanna!
M+M: neither do I!
J:but I- *gets pushed into water...saves Elizabeth* OoH shiney thing!
E:my shiney thing! *bites Jack*
J: ow you bit me!
E: my shiney thing!
N: on your feet!
E: OoH pointy thing! *bites* ow it bit me! *her dad picks her up* do we have any crackers? *blink*
G: no we don't
E: what about oatmeal?
G: no we don't have any of that
E: what about- *her dad covers her mouth*
N: whats your name?
J: my name um my name is um ah no thats not it um a wait wait no
N: whats on your arm?
J: whats on my arm?
N: Im asking you
J: you are?
N: yes *grabs arm*
J: ow!
N: whats that? *points to tatoo*
J: I dont know
N: Gilette fetch some irons!
J: what are irons? *gets put in irons* o...
E: yes arrest him he touched my shiney thing!
G: what shiney thing?
E: um um *jumps into water*
G: o ****
*blink*
J: *runs away*
N: *looking back and forth* what do I do what do I do! my pompous hair is blocking the air from getting to my brain ah *falls over*
J: *runs into blacksmith shop*
W: *walks in* ah
J: ah
W: ah
J:ah
W:ah
J:ah
W: shut up *blink*
J: you yelled at me *tear*
W: Im sorry *hugs*
J: *pushes him away* stop trying to kiss me!
W: I wasnt trying to kiss you
J: *pulls out sword* o hell you werent!
W: I really wasnt *pulls out sword*
J: dont try to defend yourself boy!
W: Im not Im just copying you
J: ha proof you love me!
W: and so what if I do! is it so wrong for a man to love another man!
J: actually it is..
W: o...well then I'll break the law!
N: o no you won't! *grabs Will* haha I have you now, thank you good sir for your assist in the capture of a dangerous fugitive
J: arent you supposed to be after me?
N: *looks at irons on Jack* god damnit, oh well I've already got this law breaker! *takes Will away*
W: save me my love!
*Blink*
(In the jail)
W: well hello there...what are you here for?
P: looting, murder, burning villages, pirating, you?
W: loving a man *dreamy look in eyes*
*silence*
Ooh look at the pretty doggie *dog comes over*oh your such a pretty doggie Id take you home right now *pets dog*
P: take the keys!
W: what keys? *takes the keys*oh such a nice toy you have here *throws keys* go fetch!
P: noooo! you idiot!
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