Ask Jack: Official Question Thread

Started by Captian Rogue79 pages

Aye! i knew that!!!

We never really use the oars unless someones after us and in the recent future they havent been. So now people just assume that its the fastest ship even though another ship may be faster than the Pearl at the moment. But you never know cause its not like someone cares enough to go out and figure how fast each ship is.

Yea thats true.

lol...ok 😂

So luvs whats been going on? Anymore questions or would you just like to chat? Well answer soon Im getting sort of lonely all alone here, so um just answer...please.

(Ok one of my friends has some questions for Jack but for some odd reason cannot post... so here are the questions)
#1.Where did you get the Black Pearl?
#2.Do you have a middle name?

(Answers!!!!)
#1.I got the Pearl from another old pirate who wasnt really doing anything with it. Doesnt mean I payed for it, not my fault if hes a deep sleeper.
#2.yes I have a middle name its Thomas. Captain Jack Thomas Sparrow its the only part of my real name I kept just as sort of a tribute to my horrible family.

Sure just ignore Jack he doesn't care you don't necissarily have to ask me questions we can just talk or you can just ignore me still and maybe if you do have a question I won't answer. hmmm what about that?

to jack - will you marry me lol.

Well I've already heard of two people that are married to me don't know when this happen considering I've never met them and this also would make me a bigamist and just give the royal navy another reason to kill me.

oh well jack sparrow laughs in the face of death, how about friends with the occasional snog? oh yeas and can ya ask will turner is he will marry me and dump his spoilt brat of a girlfriend elizabeth who looks down her nose at you even though you save her life loadza times.

Believe me I've told him to leave her before, just as a joke of course, but he flips out starts yelling at me about how shes the greatest woman in the world and how I can never insult her and that I'm not good enough to deserve a woman like her so I would never know how much she really means. By that point I've lost all interest in what he was saying.

ye but ask him anyway.
what does he see in miss I can't do anything for myself. lol arrr she makes me angry lol. How many times did she whisper "will" during your adventur arr lol.
and I think your enemy Barbossa had the right idea when he said shoot her, HA HA HA Ha. p.s whats the deal with you and anna-maria.

Ah Annamaria. She scares me. Everyone thinks I secretly love he but in fact she really scares me. If she had a chance she would probably kill me if it weren't for the Pearl that she knows she really can't captian. I am seriously afraid for my life when she gets ticked off.

lol, just beat her with a bananna, but come on you've got to admit she's pretty.
Have you asked Will yet?

I'll admit she isn't the ugliest woman I have ever seen. I have brought it up with Will and...well lets just say it ended with him throwing a chair at me and saying he should have let me get hanged. So it's kind of not worth risking my life so I...I don't think I'll bring it up again.

ok, wait for him to cool down a bit lol and then tell him my hair is like liv tylers then ask him lol. Or get him here lol.

I might be able to get a hold of Will for you to chat to him for a moment or he could have his own thread then I'll have some compitition. (I would be Will too but that would consist of me saying I take offense to everything every five seconds so until I find someone to be him theres no Will...I almost had someone to be Elizabeth but she kinda didn't answer sooo theres no Elizabeth not that too many people would care but still)

I would only abuse her lol.
well if there is a will one, make sure you don't accept mariage propsal's until I ask lol.

(alright I shall attempt at making an Ask Will thread if it is bad I am sorry this is a very hard job for me as I do not work as well with Will as Jack soooo deal)

Alright are we over the whole Will thing now and back to me?