(were just gonna bring my sad imitation of Jack back cos that would be on topic...plus its something to do....so uhhhrrr anything in brackets is me but then anything out of brackets is Jack...sureee....)
*knocks imitation rum out of Pirate_monkeys hand and kicks the crate* what the bloody hell are you thinking!!! light beer is better than this crap!! *walks off...walks back* were gonna find us some real rum!!
narrator: and so started their quest to find real rum