disturbing...

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do banks leave both doors open but chain their pens to the counter?

why would a vagina talk to it's own self..?

Are you refering to The Vagine Monologues there?

yup 😆

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
-Winnie The Shit is Pooh's dirty cousin.
-Pigeon Meat
-Rats eat cheese
and
-The mascott gets to live because he sold out to the man!

^ now that's comedy at its finest 😆

Originally posted by kalantiaw
how come the professor from gilligan's isalnd can make a radio out of two coconuts but can't fix a f*ckin' hole in the boat?!?!

And if they were the only ones on the island, then who was filming it? 😕

😐

😂

i hate it when peeps laugh at me🙄

😬

😂

and they go on and on and on and on and on and on🙄

😆

if you're intestinal juices are stronger than battery acid, how come you get undigested peanuts and corn in your sh!t..?

The bear is Canadian, Was A Military Mascot, was NAmed Winnie After the Town Of Winnipeg, A Young Christopher Robins saw the bear in a zoo, wanted to take it home, father said, I will write stories, My friend will illustarte, Christopher wanted to name Winnie, Winie the Pooh.

yeah, shoulda named it sh!t after all...

true

Chocolate bunnies should not be used as an adhesisve

ditto about boogers...

like...OMG...that is so gross...barf me out...

oh where am I?

ooh, ooh..
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one, then what do you have?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm gonna
eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the
toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?