Adam Sandler Movie Quotes

This isnt a game just post all your favorite Adam Sandler movie quotes.

DAMN YOU SCUBA STEVE!!!!!! - Big Daddy

Hip HipHop HipHopOnominus. DAMN YOU GAVE HIM ALL THE EASY ONES....-Big Daddy

1688 1983 1988 1989 1940 god dont do that o please FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE ME THE ANSWER!!!!- Billy Madison

smell yah later, poopsicle...

"The price is wrong, *****!" - Happy Gilmore

"Well I have a microphone and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!"

--The Wedding Singer, 1998

Chazz: "We've got to send one person out."
Pip: "I'll go."
Rex: "One of the hostages, doof."

--Airheads, 1994

"It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around! I'm gonna take you to the zoo, where they treat you nice and respectable-like."

-Billy Madison

"Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth" - Billy Madison

Stop looking at me, swan!

I have have a being naked in front of you-o-phobia (anger Management)

"Damn it! is that goal regulation size or what? " – Happy Gilmore

"You know what you’re a lousy kindergarten teacher I’ve seen those finger paintings you bring in and they suck" – Happy Gilmore

"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up" – Happy Gilmore

Originally posted by Jamief90
"Damn it! is that goal regulation size or what? " – Happy Gilmore

"You know what you’re a lousy kindergarten teacher I’ve seen those finger paintings you bring in and they suck" – Happy Gilmore

"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up" – Happy Gilmore

That last one was Ben Stiller, not Adam Sandler. Still a good line, though. If we're on topic of quotables from Sandler movies but not necessarily Sandler himself, I like this one (though I may have missed a couple of words):

"At no point in your incoherent rambling did you even create a rational thought, let alone answer the question. All of us are now dumber having listened to your response. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Billy Madison

sooooo hot want to touch the henny aaaawooooooo- bily madision

and its ok o post other peoples quotes from ne adam sandler movie 😉

High Didaly Dee Are Those Things for Me- lil nicky guy in the tree.

You cant talk tough Nicky Even the voice in your head as a speech inpertamint-lil nicky- aidrin

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfest- Shooter

YOU EAT PIECES OF SHIT BREAKFEST- Happy

NOOOOO- shooter

"This is ground control to Major Tom..." Mr. Deeds

somebody kill me please-wedding singer

OOOO HOOO UR A QUICK ONE - Billy madision

Valerie: Look, there's the Empire State Building.
Nicky: Look, there's Popeye's Chicken!!! - Little Nicky

Delivery Guy: This is bullsh**! Different times, different cards, he still wins. - Big Daddy

Shecky: This isn't a low-budget movie, it's a no-budget movie. - Going Overboard

Archie: I got piss on me! - Bulletproof

"i got me a black magic woman" anger management..i think

Lucy: [to Henry] I hardly know you.
Marlin: Actually sweetie, you're kind of dating him.
[Lucy looks at Henry]
Henry: Yeah. Sorry I'm not better looking.

~ 50 First Dates

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Nicky: I never been to Earth, Dad! I never even slept over some other dude's house!

Holly: Adrian may be smarter than you. He may be stronger than you. But, you have one thing he doesn't.
Nicky: A speech impediment?

~ Little Nicky

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[Watches Flor standing in the wind showing her curves]
John Clasky: Would you get outta the damn wind! Sit down!

~ Spanglish

I love that bit 😂

Love Adam Sandler! thumbup

"YOU'RE GOIN' TO DIE NOW CLOWN!!!!!!!!" -happy gilmore-

i like them all i av got most of his movies he is safe and so funny anyone got msn my addy is [email protected] add me ppl

well somebody please get the kid a happy meal. big daddy