Dagor Dagorath

*sits on balrog* Nice balrog.

Balrog: *roars*

Evil random person, aka moi: Touchè, aren't you, mon pretty? *hits balrog* GO! We must sqqqqquishhhhhh Arien...altho she's already drowned!

Balrog: *goes*

what sir discos? doesn't he get a juicey part?

Discos - sorry have no idea what you're on about

😄

Heyho - Manwe? Helloho? Do you actually he me? Im just starting the battle that shall end the world and youre late cuz youre SLEEPING? omg 😖 youre even worse than I thought... and Tulkas, where are you? nobody wants to fight?

*suddenly a small shape looks round the corner*
*squeeeeeks* "I want t-t-to f-f-fight"

ah Tulkas, since Smodden isnt around to take this oppertunity I shall snatch it.....mwahaha

YEAH ok
So here he is... Tulkas... *takes mace*

discos pick your character...anyone from the last battle

a vala a maia a man an elf...in fact just pick someone from the entire history of M:E apart from hobbits or beleg lol or gollum

WHAT! NO BELEG
*criiiiiiies* *sob*

ok, i'll be as a random man scracthing my ass...

who can I be?

*balrog arrives at battle*

Me: I'm here! *fumbles with sword*

Balrog: *snort*

Me: *slaps balrog* You're becoming a disloyal pet!

(be tulkas)

oh exa...im sorry that was meant to say erm...no NO beleg..meaning there cant not be a beleg 😄 😛

*from out of nowhere I appear - somewhat dazed and confused*

"Arrgh! Avast ye flea bitten cur!"

can i be a nazgul?? i want to be evil today... and FOREVER! MWEHAHAHA!

*looks about*

"A sword! A sword for a horse!"

*nazgul flies on fell beast and kills one of the elves that look at me strangely!*
I am pure evil! *evil laugh*

OOH! I wanna be a nazgul! *throws away ramdom evil character with balrog* *becomes Nazgul* YAAAAY!!! I'M EVIL! EEEEEEVIL!

Za dashu snaku Zigur, Durbgu nazgshu, Durbgu dashshu tules!

yay! another faithful nazgul!
*kills more innocent little elves for the heck of it!*

*Looks to Manwe*
*Sees evil Melkor(i think)*

O! foul one what have you wrought?
*By the way - who am I to be?*

😄

*gathers an army*