On Scrubs for the past two episodes I think they said something about pirates tonight I wasn't really paying attention but J.D. for like 5 min. was talking pirateness I heard "It would be fun to be a swashbuckling pirate" (at least I think thats what he said)
Seinfeld they had a whole thing about a pirate shirt and Jerry said "I don't wanna be a pirate" what is wrong with him why wouldn't you want to be a pirate!