Finish the Sentence of the Person Above You

is what I smeer on my

bottocks 😐

Crabcakes

in my bum

bum.

now we have to

Yesterday I...

shit myself at the sight of a fat naked albino dude running down the street yelling obscenities.

the day before that, i...

...didn't.

Tomorrow I might...

take to many advils.

i got addicted to...

...comic books.

The difference between a Canadian guy and a mid-sized pickup truck is...

..one can move, the other can't

Today I yelled in fear as the monster said..

here hide this huge sack of crack in your stomach because

your stomach is lined with aluminum you ingested, thanks to

me

and that wierd cat next door

made love

allllll niiiiight loooong

and into the wee hours of the morning cause no cat would **** it .the way to have the most fun with pot and a shot gun is

during superbowl halftime

but only if

..the cookie got a shotgun

beating his meat all over the competition..