The Elves Club

are u laughing at me!? 😑 😛

you? never

i laugh with you...silly 😛

really precious, my love? we doesn't trust nasty elveses now do we precious, no no, nasty tricksy falssse elveses laugh at poor smeagol, very nice elvese precious yes yes indeed!

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*slowly but cautiously walks out the door*

fine nasty elf just walks off and leaves poor smeagol all alone, yes precious, all alone! cry

ah well, i'm off to watch some tv and have summat to eat, {we're famished, famished we are, precious!} toodledoo xoxox

ps. i'm normal, really, I am. ✅

riiiiiiiiiight... 😉

and i'm really an elf

yep, my point exactly 😛

but really...i am

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This thread kind of scares me......

fear is a sign of maturity...my young padawan 😛

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fear is the path to the dark side!

no2 theres no darkness in kmc

The path you chose is your decision, but they all lead to death.
FO RELVES IT'S MANDOS! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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ARGH!!!

if i'd known that Melkor and Mandos would be here, i'ld made sure to divy up the place...

waitaminute...you two helped cause my downfall...

*sings*
and Mandos was his Namo...😛

😱 s ss s someone on my side?!?!?!

nope no2

oh... the path of evil is lonely one i guess unless someone will join me...(looks at crowd hopefully) johhnywooh ure quote is making me more sad =*(

sorry rohanspear, i love the song!
hug
eugh, i just hugged evil fear

you hugged evil? i am apalled!