Lance smokes spandex.

I think its time for Lance's little secret to be let out now, he smokes 20kg of spandex per day.

strange ppl!

Yep.

erm.... is that possible

Well, I'm not sure, and if it is then it can't be healthy.

i agree

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how can you smoke spandex?

😕

i'd guess by lighting it on fire....and twistin the pipe

where do you get 20 kgs of spandex????

...and a big pipe????

per day????? 😕

maybe spandex in it's pure form is a lot heavier than illegal substances. idk, but lance always seemed like a toker to me. 😂

Guilty as charged.

It's the only way I can get my kicks anymore.

oooook 😑

that sure is a lot of spandex 👆

lol spandex rules!

✅ its surprisingly comfy to wear.

ya ✅

I've never worn spandex.

Neither.

I really don't see the point in wearing super-tight-anti-circulation clothing. Anyway, I trust you've had your regular hit of spandex today?

Damn straight...I need my fix or I get the shakes.