OFFTOPIC THREAD - Closed for 24 hours... Are you obsessed?

Started by choosewisely62 pages

You Know You're Obsessed When....

These were done by me, unless otherwise stated

You have seen the movie over 10 times.

You know the 'Yo ho' song by heart

You sing it every chance you get

You have memorized the script.

You had memorized the script BEFORE you ever watched the movie

You own the soundtrack

You have listened to soundtrack so many times you're surprised it still plays

You own * 2 * copies of the soundtrack.

One of the copies of the soundtrack is in a safe.

Whenever you listen to the soundtrack, you know exactly what's going on in every second

You're family, who have only watched the movie once, know every word of the script form walking past you watching the movie over, and over, and over.

You began to count the days to till the DVD comes out, starting by '95'

You have begun to call the movie 'Pirates"

Every time you listen to the soundtrack, Jack Entrance, you burst out laughing every time.

You have a website dedicated to Potc

Your e-mail is Potc related

In your AIM or MSN profile you mention Potc

You have memorized every word of the special Features

You originally went to see Potc because Orlando was in it, but the next five times were because Johnny was in it.

You go around introducing yourself as 'Mrs. Sparrow/Turner'

You have tried to teach your parrot to say 'Dead Men Tell No Tells'

You actually succeeded

'Aye' and 'Savvy" Are in your everyday vocabulary

You have a sign on your door that says "Pirates Ye Be Warned"

You own every single thing that has even the slightest mention of Potc. Even if its just two lines.

You talk about the cast/characters as if you know them personally

You sit down in front of your huge Jack Sparrow poster and tell him about your day and all your troubles.

You swear you can hear him say "Welcome to the Caribbean luv"

You have Potc related dreams

You have written a Potc related fanfiction

You have written two

You are constantly quoting from the movie

You are actually still reading this

When you can't find any rum around the house you scream at the top of your lungs "But WHY is the rum gone!?"

You spend all your free time thinking up lists like these.

You know your obsessed with POTC when, you count down the days till your 18 to legally change your name to Elizabeth or any Potc related name (Nolee Sparrow)

You can't sleep without watching Pirates at least once a day (Kaitlyn)

Your purse has quotes from PotC all over it (Oddity)

You correct your friends who forget to say "Captain' Jack Sparrow (Francesca)

You have found every website on the internet that is Potc related (Kat)

You talk pirate with your friends, and even have pirate names (Kaite)

You surf on the net for every single picture ever taken of the Potc crew. And you steal the pictures your friends have, so you can have Johnny to yourself (Mari Depp Sparrow)

You HAD to buy a corset (Mrs. Sparrow)

You've bought/made t-shirts related to the movie (Megz)

You and your friends decide to reshoot the movie staring you! (Val)

You ask your band director to buy the music...and he does! (Val)

Your family has to actually tie you up so you dont watch Potc ever hour of the day (Maggie)

You've created a pirate costume in which you read your Potc script aloud, conplete with voices and hand movements - in the case of Jack (Finn)

The inside of your locker is covered with Potc pics (Lizz)

You have a notebook filled with pages saying Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Will Turner or CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow (Lizz)

You have hundreds of pictures convering your walls and computer (Megzdepp)

You have actually drunk some rum after watching Potc, because you were curious...yummmmm (Kaite)

If you have life sized posters of Jack and Will **Drool** (Katie)

If you have discovered all the movie goofs without readin about them because you have seen the movie so many times (Katie)

When you have contributed alot of these 'You Know You're Obsessed if" (Katie)

You're bound and gagged in Creative Writing classes because you were quoting and acting the entire movie out during the three days you watched it in class. (Reiain Gunn)

You know you are obsessed when your outgoing on your cell phone starts with a line from potc (i myself have...son...im captain jack sparrow...SAVVY??? (Katie)

You know every little thing there is to kow about Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom and the movie **Drool** (Katie)

Your counting down the days until the second Potc comes out (Katie)

You start making out with the tv as you watch Potc (Tasha)

You finally find out you have actual pirate blood so you make sure to rell everyone (Alexandra)

You and your friends fight all day long about who is cuter, Johnny Depp, or Orlando Bloom. (Lizz)

You actually go to the library to find books on pirates (Luinecu)

You watch the movie with a friend and do a sword fight along with Jack and Will ( Leah)

You and your friend dress up as Jack and Will and react the WHOLE movie (Leah)

You call your boyfriend Jack Sparrow and your enemy Barbossa, and they STILL dont know what you are talking about! (Michelle)

99.9% of the time you're online you have up you're away message and it reads: "Watching Pirates of the Caribean! BBL" Or something else Pirates of the caribbean related. (Devin)

You think you are Mrs. Sparrow (Patricia)

You say EVERY SINGLE line before they do in the DVD (Valerie)

You are listening to your soundtrack while you're at this site (Meilie

You begin searching for, and find a Pirate to English dictionary (Aly)

You absolutely want to be regonized by your idol. (Hey its Jack Sparrow!! Can I have your autograph?) (Sandy)

You've opened your mouth to say something to soemone, and completely subconciously mind you, a PotC quotation comes out. Your reaction: OMG!! No way! COOOL! Person you're talking to: -.-

i think i am pretty obsessed

Woah

am i obsessed? you be the judge
*jack and will shirt
*jack poster
*will poster
*jack and will poster
*seen the movie 52 times... yes ive counted
*have two 3 '' binders filled with favorite lines and pics
*walls covered in pictures
*have one wall completely decorated in nothing but POTC (sort of a shrine) (the other wall is my shrine to leggy) (the other wall is my shrine to dom)
*memorized script
*saw the movie 17 times in the theatre (6 times in one day- the day it came out of course)

i think there's more... hang on lemme check...

^^ i'm pritty much the same 😊 .....x'ept i saw it at the cinema 2 times cry ....and i dnt have no shirts....but i'm more obsessed wiv Johnny than POTC drooly

umm...how can u go to the cinemas in 1 day..6 times..😬 i mean yeah its possible..but that wastes your whole frigin day, and that would be hella borring..i mean the movie wasnt THAT great.

yeah......at the time it was tho 😊

Actually...come to think about it.............

Spoiler:
the movie is pretty crap

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Originally posted by Machete_Guy
Actually...come to think about it.............
Spoiler:
the movie is pretty crap
😠 😠 😠 😠 IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!! 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠

dont wry...he's already dead ✅

2guns

shock

yeah i became evill because of a little bunny accident

ah, ok 🥷

LoL

boat

ahahahahah

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