Stupid pigs...hehehe.
You know Lana, that reminds of my sister's kids sitting at the dinner table with my nana (a long time ago). Kirk called his sister Rachel a 'hog' and my nana said, "now Kirk, that's dear hog" in her typical kindly voice.
Of course it made the kids giggle like crazy and then they weren't mad at each other any more. They still remember that and still call each other 'dear hog' when they talk about it.