Boozin' School

Started by Edna Witch2 pages

that's one thing I have never done is work behind a bar. I have been a jewellery salesperson, I have cleaned rooms in a B&B, I have worked in a theme park, Done a paper round, but I have never as of yet worked behind a bar!

what about working in an airplane? Have you done that?

What's with this bar-keep school nonsense, how hard can it be to pour a drink!? You must be the village idiot to fail that course. 🙄

Well, any idiot can be a bartender in a run-down slum bar full of drunkin idiots.

This trains me the "proper" way to do things. I'll get to wear a Tux and probably work at a nice resturant or something. I'll make some nice bank!

Cha-ching!!!! $ 😎 $ 😎 $ 😎 $ 😎 $

You can make a lot of money bartending at small private parties or catered occasions. People tend to get really drunk and give you unintentionally large tips.

True, Gundy.

You can make good cash working side jobs like weddings.

Plus, I'll make good tips because I'm charming and hot. I'm good at telling people what they want to hear.

So, basically what you're saying is that you're a shickster?

when i was in ny, me and my mate tipped the bar man the change from a hundred dollar barbill. the bill was only about 70 dollars. is a tip this big normal? (£20)

Did he bring you your next drink before the one you were drinking was totally empty ? Thats a good barkeep.

That's not necissarily true, Gundy. They may not want another one.

Not the guys I know....... 😉

You can just tell, in most cases. I've been taught that you have to read a person, which I'm great at.

Things like if they take their jacket off or not. If they don't, they probably only want one, so you ask first.

Originally posted by ToMacco
That's not necissarily true, Gundy. They may not want another one.

of course i wanted another one. and he was a great bartender. i was technically still 20 at the time in the us, but 21 in the uk. he understood my plight. but i still don't whether the tip was too much or not.

A $30 tip on a $70 dollar bill? Yeah, that is a damn good tip. You made that bartenders night.

sp 10 is very generous. They'll definately remember you if you come back, especially riding those banthas.

I'd give you free drinks.

Well, I can finally go back tomorrow. I've been sitting on my ass for 2 days.

Then set a row of drinks up for me then, I'll be the one wearing the Wookie costume and using the English accent. 😄

As long as your wearing shoes.