Ask a stupid question......

uh...another-word-that-has-the-same-meaning-as-the-previous?

uh...er. i have no idea. theres no synonym for synonym...😂 i don't know why i find that funny. 😛

the word "verb" is a noun...

if everyone was a homosexual, wouldn't the human race be wiped out?

seriously!

I didn't think about verb being a noun ?? I find that funny as well! 😂

beaujay1 hmm your probably right.

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do: 'practice'?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? 😑

Originally posted by saucybird007
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? 😑

Because it works sometimes...😄

why do all blonde chicks hate me? 😕

You have an answer for almost everthing 😛 😂

Heres one for you....
How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?

Originally posted by total metalhead
why do all blonde chicks hate me? 😕

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? 🤨
and
If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? 😕

to answer the headlight question, nothing, you'd drive into the light before it could be cast...

Hey, I gotta a question because when that happens it pisses me off!!!

Why the hell do my toasts always fall and land on the buttery side. Every f*cking time it happens!!!

When they fall cant they land on the other side for once?!!!

It weighs more on the butterside...not much, but just enough to tilt it so when it lands thats the way it falls.

because the butter makes one side slightly heavier ✅

Also, the butter makes it stick to the floor. If you dropped an un-buttered slice it would bounce around a bit more.

What do the French say when they swear? Pardon my dialect?
Bill Hicks said this one "What does an atheist scream when they cum?"

"here i cum"?

Why do people say "Get your facts right." when you say something wrong? If they were facts you wouldn't need to get them right, and if they were wrong then they wouldn't be facts.

Why do digital channels have a +1 channel when it is 1 hour behind? It should be -1

i got this question that been bugging me
what colour does a smurf turn when you choke it?