England

Started by Ushgarak4 pages

yerssot 'knew' that NZ kicks butt in cricket? HAHAHAHA! I find that very hard to believe.

Steady Ush, that was quite a maniacal laugh you let out there. Could you be stepping into evil-genius county? 😈 😄

Crumbs, he's on to me!

(Presses button to drop Mech into the shark pool)

Ow, sorry, I thought you ment that league thing were the best teams of the world play against each other...

*Sharks all swim past mech cus there's not enough meat on him*

I knew being slim would come in handy one day. 🤣

Stupid greedy sharks!

Yerss... don't bother, buddy. No-one is going to criticise a Belgian for not knowing about cricket.

cricket:
Sports. An outdoor game played with bats, a ball, and wickets by two teams of 11 players each.
A game much played in England, and sometimes in America, with a ball, bats, and wickets, the players being arranged in two contesting parties or sides.

Ha! And you dare say I don't know much about it!

Played sometimes in America??! What sort of weird definition is that?

Sounds like he's read that out of a book and added the "sometimes in America" bit to make it his own. 😕

I agree. Nice to see him proving my point...

Stupid dictionary, should have left that out!

sometimes played in America??????
Id love to know of any American thats ever played this game!!!!

If anyone wants to know that the New Zealand team bet England yesturday by over 150 runs on a onedayer.

Im starting to think its not the fact NZ are good, but that the ENgland team is hopeless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe they should try another sport!!! like ummmmmmmmmmmmmm Gridiron hehehehhe 😂 😂 😂

and then next time they'll crush the NZ team...

watch out yers, that flying pig might hit you in the head! 😂 😂

*looks around*
There is no flying pig he...
*giant flying pig hits him in the head*
*falls down*
*keeps bouncing*
Ouch!

Those English Swines! They attack again.

Yerss, did it hurt?

*tries to get up*
*falls back on the floor*
It's too... late... Leave me... here...
Tell... Tell little ... Jimmy ... not to cry...
Tell... aunt Ann ... to be brave...
It ... was great ... being here...

English Swines... 😂 That was funny!

Thanks 🙂

English Swines...

"Big man,pig man , ha ha, charade you are
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha, charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker" - Pink Floyd`s
Pigs (Three different ones) from their 1977 album Animals