So..ok..OMG the rudness...!!!!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
We talk on the phone while I hump my pillow!

Hes actually sat there with a dictionary and a map...probably..

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
We talk on the phone while I hump my pillow!

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
too much info there

😂 he doesnt really do it....not while on the phone anyway 😂

😆

i'm sorry hiker but if you really do that you need to find yourself a girl mate or maybe the reason you hump your pillow at night is cuz you've already found one but otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet

😂 I'm sorry. That was wrong of me to say. Just don't tell my downstairs sofa! 😱 😂

😖hifty: or does he...?

hes probably just going crazy from sexual fustration....wait a minute!! eww!! i take back my hug........

Originally posted by juggernaut26
i'm sorry hiker but if you really do that you need to find yourself a girl mate or maybe the reason you hump your pillow at night is cuz you've already found one but otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet

🤨 yeah....hes also a woman too

bloody hell juggernaut...

hey that's from potc, j. sorry, just a big johnny depp fan. anyway...

i'm not gonna say a thing lil not one thing

Originally posted by juggernaut26
i'm sorry hiker but if you really do that you need to find yourself a girl mate or maybe the reason you hump your pillow at night is cuz you've already found one but otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet

Okay, or maybe I find my pillow very attractive? Did you ever think of that? 🙂

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
😖hifty: or does he...?

Hes too busy trying to understand my accent..😄

omg! omg! OMG!! TH isn't a girl is he/she?

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
So ok, this morning, (evening for Tired Hiker) after KMC got boring, Tired Hiker and myself we're on MSN having a chat, like we do all the time...
So anyway...we were chatting, and it was getting late for him...if im not mistaken it was about 4am in Cali..so i tell hiker :''you sould go to bed, if you're feeling sleepy'' and hes all like ''No no no, im fine me, i can handle all this, im up by choice, lets talk''

So im like..yeah, cool, its only like 12pm overhere, so im online, nothing else to do really...and hes not wanting to go to bed yet, so it was all cool...so anyway...we were having a convo, or i thought we were untill i stop receiving messages from him...

Now..this wasnt a gradual at all...this was just all of a sudden, no messages...so im like...''hello? Preston?'' typing dots and what not to get his attention, but nothing..now he never goes offline with out saying bye...and he wasnt offline at all...so..i had to go downstairs and eat, so i thought, i'll just say buye now, because when i get back he'll probably be offline..

So I went downstairs, i ate, talked to my mom, went back upstairs, and gues what..Tired Hiker is STILL online...and his status is '''away''...so im like 🤨 hmmm...ok then.

I typed few more words like, ''Preston, you there?'' but no reply...and then i released what has actually happened!!

HE FELL ASLEEP AT THE COMPUTER

He just dropped on the keyboard and was asleep...can you believe that?!?!?!?!?!😠

I mean...OMG!! And im there, on the other site of the god damned world, having a conversation...with myself, while i think im talking to Tired Hiker, who is actually ASLEEP!!! 😠

CAn you believe that?! That just doesnt happen anywhere does it?

*tisk tisk*

Originally posted by juggernaut26
i'm not gonna say a thing lil not one thing

What you said was a damn inaproprite mm'kay?

Why would I be sexually frustrated if I have a beautiful pillow to sleep with every night and a downstairs sofa that let's me be myself!

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Hes too busy trying to understand my accent..

omg, i love that whole british accent thing.

yer tellin me.

he's the one sayin the stuff lil not me