Funny Jokes

Let us hear your funniest jokes!

😂 😆 pile

What has 4 wheels and flies? question

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A GARBAGE TRUCK!

sorry, humour isnt my forte 🙁

There are to many joke threads 😂

There's no such thing as too many jokes, that's like saying you've had too much chocolate, c'est ne pas possible.

A man walks into a bar and says....

Ow.

Yes but these threads always die...I guess you have a point there Corran

Originally posted by Corran
There's no such thing as too many jokes, that's like saying you've had too much chocolate, c'est ne pas possible.

A man walks into a bar and says....

Ow.

depends where exactly the bar is placed 😱

around head height.

a cat and a rooster were walkin in the rain, the cat fell into a puddle and the rooster laughed hysterically..... wuts the lesson of the story???

in every wet pussy theres always a happy cock....
hehe

why do farts smell so bad??????

so that the deaf could enjoy em too!! hehehehehe

On a tour of Australia, the Pope took a few days off to visit the coast
for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing a Wallabies rugby jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25 foot shark.

As the Pope watched in horror, a speedboat pulled up with three men
wearing England rugby jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the sharks side while the other two reached out and pulled the blue semiconscious Aussie fan from the water. Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there were some bitter
hatreds between England and Australian rugby fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true." As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies, "Who was that?"

"It was the Pope" one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has
access to all of God's wisdom."

"Well" the harpooner said, "he may have access to God and his wisdom,
but he knows **** all about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up okay or do we need to get another one?"