I must spring into action. Taking a huge ass metal box, Scythe traps the pyros in there, then filles up the box with water, then freezes it.
"Chill out guys."
After removing the box, both pyros remain in suspened animation.
"Look fellas, pyro fishes." Now to send you to Alaske!"
After packaging the pyros and paying for shipping and handling, they arrive in Alaska, and freeze thier asses off.